I'm off out to watch a cinema (oh dear, this is what happens when you try to type too quickly)...I'm off out to watch a film at the cinema this evening. The film is called Mesrine, and is about the life of notorious French gangster Jacques Mesrine, who partook in crime sprees across several countries, including his home one, and, at one point, had the effrontery to take a judge hostage. It certainly sounds thrilling, so I'm hoping it lives up to expectations.Continuing on from the cinematic theme, I thought it would be a good idea to notify of upcoming articles in the format of film showings. Without further ado, I present to you:
TMROADY Cinemas
"Why settle for anything less, you clodpole?"
"Why settle for anything less, you clodpole?"
Now Showing
Screen 1: "Stupid Guides: Ostriches"
Reviews:
Nat Walton, Entertainment Weekly: "Hilariously absurd, and full of whimsy. A masterpiece."
Isabelle Clement, The Times: "Guaranteed to make you laugh. Clever and inspirational."
Screen 2: "Ten Empty Green Bottles"
Reviews:
Harry Atherton, Daily Mail: "Cliché yet shocking. Not a classic, but worth a look."
Natalie Gao, The Independent: "A disappointment on the surface, which manages to save some face with an exhilarating climax. Lacks general expedience."
Upcoming Releases
Screen 3: "Stupid Guides: Chopsticks"
Preview:
The comedy saga continues as foreigners try to adjust to a particular aspect of Chinese culture with amusing results!
Screen 4: "The Diary Entries Of Barnabas Pitt"
Preview:
First in a series; two strangers get acquainted with one another online, unaware of the potential dangerous consequences.
Screen 5: "Blind Man's Bluff"
Preview:
A gang of friends decide to play some poker. But there are some questions about the game that they want answered...
Hugely Anticipated
"Bisexuality: Pink"
Preview:
The long-awaited sequel to "Cardigans" looks set to hit the screens later this month!
"Last Train Home"
Preview:
Documentary. A couple of friends traverse the London Underground, and record their experiences. Release date currently unknown.
Apologies for the blatant self-aggrandizement, but I liked the effect, okay?!
See you all again soon.
Screen 1: "Stupid Guides: Ostriches"
Reviews:
Nat Walton, Entertainment Weekly: "Hilariously absurd, and full of whimsy. A masterpiece."
Isabelle Clement, The Times: "Guaranteed to make you laugh. Clever and inspirational."
Screen 2: "Ten Empty Green Bottles"
Reviews:
Harry Atherton, Daily Mail: "Cliché yet shocking. Not a classic, but worth a look."
Natalie Gao, The Independent: "A disappointment on the surface, which manages to save some face with an exhilarating climax. Lacks general expedience."
Upcoming Releases
Screen 3: "Stupid Guides: Chopsticks"
Preview:
The comedy saga continues as foreigners try to adjust to a particular aspect of Chinese culture with amusing results!
Screen 4: "The Diary Entries Of Barnabas Pitt"
Preview:
First in a series; two strangers get acquainted with one another online, unaware of the potential dangerous consequences.
Screen 5: "Blind Man's Bluff"
Preview:
A gang of friends decide to play some poker. But there are some questions about the game that they want answered...
Hugely Anticipated
"Bisexuality: Pink"
Preview:
The long-awaited sequel to "Cardigans" looks set to hit the screens later this month!
"Last Train Home"
Preview:
Documentary. A couple of friends traverse the London Underground, and record their experiences. Release date currently unknown.
Apologies for the blatant self-aggrandizement, but I liked the effect, okay?!
See you all again soon.
1 comment:
"Apologies for the blatant self-aggrandizement" pointing that out is self-aggrandizment in itself!! i think8-)... lol...good too see posts are actually coming:D
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